6 Mayıs 2009 Çarşamba

sipeniş gitağr

sipeniş kafasıyla kafa bulmaca (in omeğle).


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

NUMBER I



You: hola!

Stranger: hööööööööööyt

Stranger: hola ne (BİP)**

You: soa me corodna?

You: you speak english?

Stranger: aka yera pane mizis

Stranger: yes

Stranger: abızıttın mi?

You: "aka yera pane mizis"?

You: you from greece

You: it sounds like from greece

You: me from spain

Stranger: yaaa

Stranger: im from trakya

Stranger: u name ?

You: what is trakya?

You: i never heard about it

You: me speak english so bad

You: :(

Stranger: name ?

You: corona

Stranger: man or girl

You: isabella corona me sanboha

You: i am woman

You: you?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: man

You: but me use corona

You: everybody call me corona

Stranger: hmm

You: it is err..

You: like rosa

You: no. rose!!

You: :)

You: what is your name?

Stranger: (BİP) my nick name

Stranger: real name asan

You: (BİP)?

You: it does a meaning?

Stranger: everbody call me (BİP)

You: asan or (BİP)?

Stranger: yeah

You: which is your name

You: i did not understand

Stranger: my name is asan

You: sopha me corosana bela de monti

Stranger: nick name (BİP)

You: when i am feel angry i use spanish. sorry.

Stranger: you corana im (BİP) ok?

You: now i think i understand you

You: okay

Stranger: are u virgin -(sipeşıl yazar notu : YUHA YA.)

You: virgin?

You: wait

You: i will look at the dictionary

Stranger: hahahaha

You: my english is bad :(

Stranger: :D

You: wait a second please

Stranger: ok

You: :O

Stranger: :D

You: why you asked this

You: i am 14 years old. okay?

You: of course virgin!

You: hola me sminros nuhat perosso

You: kame do mi saneya pi logo

You: !

Stranger: hmmm i like lolita

You: of..

You: komik misin..

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ..

You: yedin mi yemedin mi onu söyle yeter

Stranger: yedim walla

Stranger: bence süpersin :)



NUMBER II





You: hola!

Stranger: hey hey

You: corosa me dobvi ya nua?

You: he hey?

You: you speak english?

Stranger: not spanish

Stranger: :D

Stranger: yes

You: you speak spanish?

Stranger: nope can't speak spanish

You: me speak english so bad :(

You: hello then :)

Stranger: ok

You: what is your name

Stranger: ceren

You: "hey hey"?

You: what is it?

Stranger: yours?

Stranger: nothing

You: senobella

Stranger: double hey

Stranger: :D

You: hey

Stranger: senobella?

You: like hello?

You: me name senobella

Stranger: ha ok :D

You: it is a rose born in night

You: :)

You: ceren?

You: your name ceren?

Stranger: ceren is antilope

Stranger: an animal

You: antilope :)

You: interesting

Stranger: my name is ceren yes

You: why your father and mother give you this name?

You: it is weird

Stranger: :D

Stranger: antilope is nice animal

Stranger: :D

You: me never hear a name like your

You: ahh

You: nice then

You: :)

Stranger: your english is perfect, are you really spanish?

You: here, our names like flowers

You: rose

You: lilly

You: mine english perfect?

You: really?

You: me take DC in collage

You: :(

Stranger: how old are you

You: 24

Stranger: 27

You: how old are you?

You: i am young :)

You: you are first older me

You: in here

You: :)

Stranger: :D

You: mant childs here

You: many childs

Stranger: my first time in here

You: really?

Stranger: and turkish

You: me is here for 12 days

You: :)

You: really?

You: you are turkish?

You: i know a boy

You: he is turkish

You: name is cagri

You: in my collage

You: he is handsome

You: :)

Stranger: o really

Stranger: :D

Stranger: you are a girl?

You: turkish are so kind

You: and looking nice

You: :)

You: yes i am a girl

Stranger: hehe me 2

Stranger: :)

You: really?

Stranger: i like spanih guys

Stranger: :D

You: when you say i am antilope

You: i think you are a boy

You: :)

Stranger: why is that?

You: me likes spanish boys :)

You: me too

You: me 2

You: :)

Stranger: do you know bambi

Stranger: a cartoon

You: bambi?

You: google, wait

Stranger: http://weblogs.variety.com/theknife/images/2007/04/13/bambi.jpg

Stranger: here it is

You: jajajja

You: i know it

You: :)

Stranger: that is ceren :)

You: you are bambi then?

Stranger: yes i am:)

You: sso sweet

You: you are

You: :)

Stranger: and ceren also means "beautiful eyes"

You: corona bella me doruna

You: !

You: :)

You: it means

You: you are a beautiful girl

Stranger: haha super

You: are you a beatuful?

Stranger: :D

You: :)

Stranger: a kinda

Stranger: :D

Stranger: i am bit old:)

You: what are you doing?

You: tell me turkey

You: how is it

You: ?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: it is a mediterian country

You: but please with

You: simple words :)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: :D

You: i am looking at the dictionary

You: sometimes

You: :)

You: where is it?

Stranger: i will use very simple words

You: ok thank you ceren

You: bambi ceren

You: :)

Stranger: very close to spain

Stranger: :D

You: relaly?

You: really?

You: it is all?

Stranger: do you know where greece is?

You: yes!

You: i like greece

Stranger: near greece

You: i will go to greece!

You: next summer

You: :)

Stranger: http://www.capetocape.org/cpg132/albums/userpics/10002/map_europe.jpg

Stranger: then come to turkey

Stranger: come to istanbul

You: istanbol?

You: what is it?

Stranger: yes

You: in turkey?

Stranger: most famous city in turkey

You: ah really?

Stranger: not the capital

You: capital?

You: what is it?

You: other city?

Stranger: capital is ankara

You: ankara?

Stranger: but istanbul is the best

You: what is it meaning capital?

You: sorry :(

You: istanbul

You: i will look at google

You: it is like nice :D

Stranger: like madrid

Stranger: madrid is the capital of spain

You: i understanding now :)

You: thank you a lot ceren

Stranger: not at all

You: süğpırsın çok güldüm

Stranger: eyvallah

You: bi soru?

Stranger: nereye kadar gider die bekledim :)

You: yedin mi? :)

Stranger: yedim yedim :)


NUMBER III


You: hola!

You: crumoatio wha gea?

Stranger: hola

Stranger: i m turkish

You: hour botur benelia?

You: ah

Stranger: işte

You: u know eng?

Stranger: yeah

You: me knows little

Stranger: :D

You: u?

Stranger: ok then

You: turkish. where is it?

Stranger: age?

You: age, me?

Stranger: turkey

You: ah turkey, near greece

You: correct?

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: you know greece but not turkey:D

You: me age, 28

You: because once i was in greece

You: it was wonderful

Stranger: turkey is also wonderful :D

You: but people in greece, they do not like them

Stranger: yeah it s about historical events

You: hova nou measol!

You: :)

You: it means nice to meet you

Stranger: i dont understand

You: i did not know any people from turkish, you are the first

Stranger: tanıştığımıza memnun oldum

Stranger: it mans nice to meet you too:D

You: what is that tanistigmize memmun oldum?

Stranger: really

Stranger: there are lots of people from turkey

You: ahh in turkey? nice to meet you? :) weird.

You: these letter

Stranger: :D:D

You: after i

You: what are they?

Stranger: it s strange for you :D

You: we do not have them

Stranger: ş is like double s

You: bon a peopita mi coresa

You: :)

Stranger: what does it mean?

You: it means

You: how can i say

You: i do not know english very well

You: it is like

You: "this is a nice conversation"

Stranger: :D bu güzel bir sohbet:D

You: gucel sohbet?

You: what do you mean?

Stranger: nice conversation:D

You: ahh :) in turkey?

Stranger: yes

You: me learns turkey :)

You: what is your name stranger?

Stranger: firdevs

Stranger: yours?

You: me is corotsa

You: nice to meet you then

You: :)

You: ah wait

Stranger: nice to meet you too

You: "tanistgmize memmun oldum"

You: :)

Stranger: your city??

You: cretsa

Stranger: hova nou measol!

You: south of spain

You: you know it?

Stranger: noo:(

Stranger: but i ll learn sth bout it:D

You: you are a boy or girl?

You: :)

Stranger: girl:)

Stranger: you

You: i am a boy

Stranger: :D

You: you look like kind

You: :)

Stranger: thanks:D

You: firdevs süğpırsın

You: beni güldürür gibi oldun

You: :)

Stranger: hahaha

You: me laughs at you

You: "ahahhaha"You: so this is "last goodbye".

You: byby

Stranger: byy :)

You have disconnected.

6 yorum:

sickprincess dedi ki...

14 yasinda virgin olan/olmayan woman i turk gencine anltamazsin, hele cetteki turk gencine daha bi zor beyb!

(Süper)Cem dedi ki...

You: i am 14 years old. okay?

You: of course virgin!

You: hola me sminros nuhat perosso

You: kame do mi saneya pi logo

You: !

Stranger: hmmm i like lolita


olayın kopış noktası hacı... :D

eFeNDi dedi ki...

@sickprincess & cem(süpervörjın)
doğaçlama gelişti, plansız puroğramsız ;)

eFeNDi dedi ki...

he ispanyolca dersi veriyorum, ek gelir tadında, point bu idi :p biline :)

sickprincess dedi ki...

ahha gercek ispanyolca mi o, ben g.tunden sallion sandim, bana ogretsene temelim var.

+hola
-hola
+ee daha daha hola
-nolsun birader, hola
+yengeye de hola
-basutune Muck.

Bende fizik dersi veriom, ales matematik de verebilirim anlasilan, wuww, efsaneydim loo. Biline, burdan sen ben bi de supercemle sarenden baska kim bilcekse.

eFeNDi dedi ki...

ahah 3 kişi mi yaptın net izleyici/katılımcı sayımı?

heralde kıçımdan uydurdum lö :D
asıl olayı kaçırmışsın yalnız.

şöyle ki:
süper ingilizcemi (:p) kullanmamak için zor tutaraktan kendimi, az ingilizce bilen kızınca ana diline dönen ateşli ispanyol dişisi tribi(m) :)

bülöğüm sınırlarında reklam yapcaksan, iş çıkması durumunda kömisyön isterik!?,..